I'm so blown out...

That was one intense auditing session today. I have never felt so incredibly free and light and just clean. If you've never been audited then you haven't lived brother! You just haven't lived. Oh by the way.. you may know me from my other blog Anonymous Is a Hate Group. I am a Scientologist and I've chosen to defend my faith against the Anonymous scum who whine about fascism, the RPF, Operation Freakout, Scientology blackmailing the IRS to get tax exempt status, disconnection, Xenu and all these other lies manufactured by those pharmaceutically brainwashed teenage pornography addicts. They all need to get AIDs and die. I know I'm in the right. Scientology has made me a better, more able being who is full of love for humanity. However, back to whats important. My reality is like.. so blown out right now. My body is pulsing with theta energy all the way from the top of my head to my rather unimpressive and shriveled penis that I am unable to get erect unless I make my girlfriend cry by punching her in the face. Scientology has helped me really get a handle on life and become so well adjusted. I used to need glasses and now I wear contact lenses. I used to be very serious but clearing the planet and shattering suppression has truly made life fun. You just haven't lived until you've snapped pictures of a Scientology critic with a prostitute that we hired just to blackmail his fucking ass. Scientology is amazing. Scientology blows Buddha, Jesus and Muhhamed right out of the water and the most amazing thing is... you don't have to leave the faith you were raised in to be Scientologist! Its completely compatible with every faith on this planet.

I became clear about two months ago and I'm getting ready to go OT baby! I am really going to own Mark Bunker and his Anonymous clowns when I get to OT III and find out it has absolutely nothing to do with Xenu!

I'm all over the place with this post but thats because I am so incredibly blown out. I can't even think. Thats one of the incredible with a capital I things about Scientology. Its so great that you can't even think! Today one of the most bizarre incidents came up in session. We've been dealing with this issue of pimples on my pasty white posterior. I mean.. these are painful pimples. I remembered when I was a dinosaur in a past life. I was a brontosaurus and I had this delicious three way with two hot stegosauruses.. anyway... those bitches gave me some sort of dino STD. Seriously... this morning my ass looked like a pepperoni pizza. Now.. its as clear as my reactive mind and my bank account! L. Ron Hubbard delivered us some incredible technology. I've got to get up and do something... I am so blown out and excited and am just floating on Cloud 900,000.

Bridge to Total Freedom Baby!